It just seemed so odd for Disney. I had to pause it to think about the line to make sure that’s what they meant. I was a bit stunned. But it was nothing compared to the awkward silence my theatre experienced when Star-Lord said “get in the fucking car”

That subplot about a kid in class who didn’t Blip being older and hunkier yet still in their class was the cringiest thing. These were not real struggles of highschool kids on screen. The MacGuffin is Tony Stark’s glasses, here I found a straw you guys forgot to grasp on.

Oh Far From Home..... at the time it was super catharctic given it’s placement immediately after Endgame and constantly cracking jokes to break the serious overtones of that film but whewwwwwfff. I’m sorry has anyone re-watched it?

Spider-Man: Far From Home is, IMHO, the worst MCU film. It’s ridiculous.

Disney wants to call it a Blip so we’ll forget about it sooner because they wanted to have the cake of having Morgan being raised by Tony and eating their cake too. They massively flipped the bird to every incoming director and writers by not resetting the timeline back 5 years at the end of Endgame.

It is not…

I definitely heard spook and spade among other terms in my youth. Kids used to call the owner of the convenience store a “zipperhead”. Weren’t the 90's the best (actually anyone at the time would have told you “it was gay”!)

“spook” was the part I got. I would have also accepted “spade” as well. These terms aren’t as ancient as you think (32 years old currently).

When he said “spook” my jaw low-key dropped that this was an MCU show.

*raises hand in shame*

We gave it a couple seconds then skipped it.

Especially given that Asgardians are aliens.

The letter grade is there! I sift these for moments I missed not insight into the quality (sarcasm).

I do myself the favour of not going sniffing for things like that. Ah the joys of my youth when I saw the trailer for Dead Man’s Chest in theatres yet had no idea it was even in production yet. Sigh. Curse you internet.

The Black man in Moscow joke caught me so offguard and got the laugh it deserved. 

Also Skrull Barsanti asked us to correct him so, in the stray observations he mentioned The Snap “motherf...”, it sounds like Barsanti has maybe forgotten that that’s exactly how it played in Infinity War too. The swear was always clipped off.

Maria Hill was a skrull (my answer to everything while watching this TV show).

Awwww c’mon I really enjoyed him in Wakanda Forever. Damnit.

I live in Canada so perhaps I’m hearing more about this on the news. But my reaction was “why are we getting constant news updates about trapped people who are very likely about to die”. Modern society is fucked.

Once the zoomers get a bit older, I’m sure I’ll become a boomer too (millenial, age 32).

That’s how it works yeah. Big company buys successful little guy, finds a way to mass produce product cheaper. Cheaper product means more money for big company so they gonna keep doing that.

What’s kind of funny to me is that if you think back a few years, the first Spider-Verse film STARTED the multiverse craze. No Way Home went into development swiftly afterward in a timeframe that left me scratching my head “did they just steal this idea from Spider-Verse”.

So now rightly after a slew of crappy…

The issue with Lightyear is literally just tell your mind that it isn’t an existing IP and suddenly it becomes watchable. For a child, rather, I tried to sit down to watch it (I’m an adult) and the language used in some of the opening dialogue was so clearly intended for a children audience I ended up shutting it off.

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