Bodies Bodies Bodies was great last year. Good for Stenberg.

*reads further* wait and she’s a naked-in-every-scene higher-schooler. Jesus frickin christ. 

Like the cast is hot on that show... are we supposed to notice that? But they’re highschoolers! But not actually in real life. But still that’s super fucking creepy cuz it’s conditioning people to look at people within a high school setting sexually. Tf is that show doing?

She’s gorgeous. I tried to get into Euphoria recently but.... they’ve got these beautiful women that are my age (early 30s) playing underage high-schoolers. It was weird.

Clearly Marilyn Monroe should have starred in Blonde.

I mentioned to my father after we saw this that I thought it was interesting that the foes were never identified to the audience. I did notice it.

This isn’t a film about Bob Ross

Owen Wilson is a sexist?!?

one step closer to Cosmic Ghost Rider in the MCU

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yeah I feel like you just defeated this entire article with that statement.

lol okay wait I can’t keep it straight anymore. Does the A.V. Club think this is or isn’t a zombie show? I swear there was an article agreeing with Druckmann that it isn’t (it is dammit) and now they’re saying it is? loooool

I went vegetarian in 2016 (still going!) and it was largely triggered by The Walking Dead doing a cannibal storyline. Cannibalism in fiction absolutely drove me off eating meat period.

Then I had a dream where a cow was chewing on my bicep and I was like “ahhh omg what’s happening” and the cow looked at me and said…

I’ve been making arguments for months now that Collin Farrell deserves it the most. Brendan Fraser’s comeback is fun but it doesn’t feel as genuine.

Collin Farrell has been giving his all for the passed decade. I just re-watched “The Lobster” on Valentine’s Day.

Just everything right down to The Penguin. This is…

If Avatar beats EEAAO for Best Picture I refuse to watch the Oscars ever again.

This would actually be a decent Oscars drinking game. Drink every time they mention the slap. I don’t think you’re wrong in your prediction at all.

nice that took me a second 

Ahhh nah man did you hear about that SLAP last year?!? You’ve gotta watch the Oscars to see if another moment like that will happen (they’re paying me to say this).

Hahaha what hilarious assholes they are for standing aside the night of the Superbowl but then they air their finale opposite the Oscars. Ha!

Yo.... saying one version of sexual assault is worse than another form of sexual assault is the exact thinking that leads to “yeah but she didn’t get sexually assaulted that bad. She should shake it off and be tough”.

So if you’re supporting that narrative I think ur a fucking idiot.