I’ve finally seen it and therefore chilled out.

That COVID joke at the end of the first episode is probably the funniest COVID joke I’ve ever seen on TV. That was perfect.

I was just pointing out to my father that Halle Berry as Jinx walking out of the water in that bathing suit is one of my earliest memories.

I’m a bit of a youngster but the modern Bond girls haven’t been cursed? Halle Berry!

True story: I had a buddy in theatre school whose Asian and he was even the lead in our year end production of Footloose and he just couldn’t stick with it out of fear of not getting roles cuz he’s Asian.

I think he’s an optometrist now. Good dude. Made jell-o shots with him for a Halloween party one time. 

It must be a weird moment for Jonathon Majors doing all the press for Creed III right now and constantly being asked about Ant-Man sucking.

I’m guessing this isn’t what his mental vision for “the month where I basically have two tentpole films coming out back to back” was.

I love this quote. Well placed.

but we just have to mention it one last time tho!

There’s a surprisingly good quality torrent on the pirate bay. It shouldn’t be surprising that effort has been put in to make this film easily attainable for free. It’s the only camcorder one I’ve ever sat threw. I feel like I did it properly, I won’t be seeing this again anyway.

Now I know what I thought I needed to…

Scott’s big thing is that he recently saved the universe. His issue lately is that he magically vanished for 5 years of his daughter’s life.

I’m glad the struggles of this film are relatable. Something I can really grab onto as an audience member and relate to.

My issue was more that he was a pointless character whose sole purpose was to individually bump into members of the Ant-Fam so they could say “whoa Darren why do you look like that now?”
Please explain to me the narrative purpose of having him in the film.
Was it cuz he was a brother to Scott? Oh wait that was just a…

“Hey, your mileage may vary! For what it’s worth, The A.V. Club graded it as a B-”

I’m in tears right now, are they trying to pretend that they didn’t bandwagon that letter grade before the negative reviews come out? Whoops can’t make it look like we slap good grades on every MCU film LOL.

Gearing up for another ‘-A’…

That’s so Kang of him!

I almost got away with not seeing it. Don’t see it. Waste of time. Bad writing, predictable ending, if Kangs coming back why do we need to see this film, etc.

Just to give you an idea of where I’m at, I immediately re-watched Black Widow afterwards and thought “hey this isn’t actually so bad”. I’m not kidding. That…

... How does Paul Rudd feel tho?

Like wouldn’t an actual serial killer copycat copy the real life Scream films? This would be so scary!

Whoa - as a kid I was frightened by this character. It would wreck me seeing Ghostface casually in public.

Which means nothing because he also wrote the last one:

I’m sorry to show you this

Didn’t Mike Magnolia write it last time with David Harbour too...?

I wish I had a Hellboy chin

Has anyone watched it and is therefore willing to read this spoiler filled recap? Echo! *tumble weed rolls by*