That final boss battle with skeleton-Gruntilda is so effing long. 

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE *sobs*

When Spider-Man 4 with Raimi was still realitistic and John Malkoviches name was being thrown around for Vulture did Laguizamo delusionally believe the role was his then too? (your local Latino born Italian over here).

I once heard that Samuel L. Jackson has a staggeringly high amount of film appearances but I’ve never looked at any real numbes.

Who does Disney think they’re kidding by just buying the entire cast of this years Best Picture favourite? This is so cringy. I’m game for all of these actors getting more work but this is weird.

I have a bit of a hard time looking at current pictures of how they’ve visibly aged. It makes me sad in a weird way. I moved away after highschool and I lost touch with most of my peers from that time. It was a small town. Every few years I catch a glimpse of them on social media or whatever. They’re all just bald…

Is a gun being held to her head tomorrow night before she performs? Cuz otherwise I don’t at all see a problem with this. In theatre school I had profs literally be like “Doing work for volunteer for exposure is part of the profession”. This is just silly. Like hey I wanna play the superbowl halftime show for free if…

Wait tho, he took this acting job without specifying “no sex scenes” and he feels differently due to his marriage. Dude that’s when you walk away from the job not ask the job to change itself. Oi. You agreed to this dude your signature was giving consent. I’ve had acting teachers insist that you need to be upfront…

I’d be curious to see a battle between the two armies of Trump and Snyder but I’m suspicious they’re the same people.

It’s a waste of time or the greatest thing given to man depending on how hard ur sucking Snyders dick. There’s a new scene at the end with Joker that will make any longtime Batman fan want to strangle Zack Snyder. I’ve actually listened to a retail coworker who was a toxic Snyder fan explain to me why it’s the…

Does John Laguizamo do anything other than complain about roles he didn’t get?

lol they asked him if he would give it to Michael Keaton, how kind of Laguizamo to give them permission to offer the job to Keaton pffft. He should put all of these credits he almost had on an imaginary resume.

Ew really CGI Paul Walker? LOL we gonna get CGI Boseman in the next Avengers film too? Yikes.

“...to leave this unpunished, is unallowable.”

I get that her sister died but I don’t think she knows the difference between a workplace accident and a murder. I don’t go looking for someone to punish after a workplace accident. Jesus Christ this has gone so fucking far beyond.

So now the war in Ukraine is Alec Baldwin’s fault too, classy.

but it’s not animated? I like what you’re going for here but I don’t think you said what you wanted to say.

Furious 7 was a straight up cartoon.

I love that I immediately knew you were referring to Riddick.

This is hilarious but now I’m stuck on “what would that actually look like?”
Can I buy that idea off you?

Is it possible to slap a Freaky Friday or Groundhog Day style twist on this thing?

I don’t understand why people like The Rock so much. Everything he says sounds like it was churned threw his PR agency before reaching his mouth. He’s just a cracked smile slapped onto a mountain.

How could anyone sit through Black Adam / the publicity he did talking about wanting to fight Superman and say “now…

And everyone said sure heck lets just give them the Snyder Cut, there’s no possible way that by doing that we’re setting a precedent that as long as fans are loud enough they’ll get what they want. That wont cause any problems.

Oh ur one of those people. Snyder gave his approval isn’t that enough for you guys??