Finally a showcase for comedic powerhouse Andy Garcia

Interesting. I can see how it helps marketing if it’s pitched as a remake, but this does seem to be a perfectly charming film with its own story and its own comedic tone.

Sounds hilarious

I guess his point is that it’s hard to make it look like you’re having sex passionately and spontaneously if your actions have to be precisely determined beforehand - particularly I guess for an actor who probably hasn’t been in a lot of choreographed fight scenes (probably the only place where that level of precision…

Also works as this guy:

Mandatory:

Dou you know how you prevent shit like that of happening to you?

When a process server look for you at your home address or office you receive him or make an appointment for a later date, instead of trying to avoid and dodge it, because that’s how you get this kind of situation. Respect the job of the others and they…

He-Man action figures also aren’t really to scale.  Don’t even get me started on Legos.  Have you seen those hips?

OH MY GOD, WHAT IF WE NOW HAVE TO ARGUE OUR POSITIONS RATHER THAN BAN PEOPLE WE DON’T AGREE WITH

CP is illegal, but “hate speech” isn’t. The other two may be illegal in some circumstances, but I don’t think are in general.

The world’s ending, how do you think she is??

Everybody knows Qui Gonn died at Little Bighorn. What this show presupposes is...maybe he didn’t?

Very interesting, but I don’t understand why the picture is of Roger Murdock, airline pilot.

“...It’s Drearily Dull.” Which is exactly what you would expect Kareem, as depicted in Winning Time, to say. And then he says it in real life. 

better than vanessa bayer?

It helps to remember that Will Smith isn’t banned from the Oscars because he committed a misdemeanor assault, lots of people have done that.

I would like someone to outline just what Louis C.K. should be expected to do—seriously. People talk about how “shitty” and “gross” he is, and I’m not going to argue against either of those perspectives—but what do you want to DO to him—or what do you want done TO him that would ‘satisfy’ you expectations of justice?

So...

The law only applies to public schools, which are run by the state. The government is imposing rules on itself, not the general public. Might want to check those notes again. This is not censorship.

You understand that it's not literally forbidding people from saying the word "gay," right? It's about what can be taught in schools. That's not even close to being considered censorship.