Enough with the fucking limited series. Make a fucking movie or get the fuck out.

Nostalgia is a funny thing, my friend.

>See, he seems like a relatively genuine guy who just loves putting on a show

Critics absolutely serve a purpose, but they don’t serve a purpose *to actors.*

The issue is that it’s hard to do it without sounding like a conservative crank, which is a shame because someone seriously needs to.

Kim’s going to be fist-deep inside a toddler’s chest cavity ripping their heart out by the end of the season and I’ll still be like “honestly love that for her”

“John Lequizamo?” How do you even make that typo?

EEAAO is still doing pretty well, it seems - not sure why we’re acting like it’s a huge drop-off.

>Etan Cohen

Right, but from what we know of Johnny Depp’s...eccentric behavior before meeting Amber Heard, as well as some of the testimonies we’ve heard, it seemed well beyond “lashing out against one’s abuser.” 

It’s frustrating how this was clearly a toxic, mutually abusive relationship, but everyone is deciding to make only *one* party out to be history’s greatest monster.

I wouldn’t put it past him to have one handy just in case he needed to hatch a crossdressing scheme.

I understand this almost certainly doesn’t end well for Kim, but I’d like to think somewhere in America there’s a smiling blonde woman in a garish pantsuit with a law office in an anonymous strip mall, just straight-up killing the game.

One more thing! The Throne Room sketch was so far from the “worst of all time” - it was mostly pretty fun!

And I really think the TikTok sketches are excellent. Really finely observed stuff.

I don’t think this was *as* bad an episode as this article claims - I actually thought last week’s was a lot worse - but the parts that sucked suuuuuuuuuucked. Like, a parody of SNL by people who hate SNL.

Tarantino bros are annoying, but the alternative is so much worse. It would be glib to say “at least they’re annoying about *good* movies,” but it signifies an attempt, however misguided, to try to make something personal. Look at it this way: it was annoying when punk happened and every shitty teenager thought they…

Maybe I’m pessimistic, but I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take to stop MCU dominance. They have a vise grip on kids, they have an incredibly intense fanbase on top of that, and I really don’t see any signs of stopping. We’re at the point where people are going to film school and, rather than the stereotypical…

I’m just so sick of all this. Marvel’s already swallowed pop culture whole, we don’t need more fucking superheroes.

If there’s anything I know about Gilbert Gottfried, it’s that he would want nothing more than to have us make tasteless jokes about his death less than a week afterwards. Afraid I can’t think of any right now, but RIP regardless.