Wow. Tough crowd.

It’s like the number of people who think that Duck on Mad Men, who abandoned his dog, is the worst character on a show filled with horrible people.

lol, so long as this asshole is suffering

Wish Fred had done a pump and dump in a sock.

I have to say that, as a Deadspin reader and non GoT watcher, my favorite thing about this cultural phenomenon is how fucking stupid it seems and how, no matter what I’m doing, I feel like I must be spending my time better than if I were watching it.

I know you guys love your socialist dictators and all, but I promise, you won’t die if you say that supporting Guaido is actually the right call regardless of the administration we currently have. We can certainly argue about what level of support the US should provide (probably materiel and logistical support only),…

OMfuckinG, that was only 2 years ago. Seriously, that was 2 years ago and should’e been something that would never be forgotten but jesus, I completely forgot that.  And we all thoughts he was surely NUTS then.

At least Trump didn't tell them a story about a drug fueled orgy on a yacht like he did in front of the boy scouts. 

My aunt used to say smoking cigarettes was her retirement plan.

How does one cope with the conflict that is treasuring being alive and wanting that to continue while also wanting this world to come to an end because it has gotten too overwhelmingly stupid to exist?

Yeah they’re cool and fine and I guess they’ve been allies, but I don’t really think they’ve gone above and beyond to any exceptional degree. Maybe GLAAD just wanted to get headlines and have them show up for a party.

Have we ever?

But I was about to mock “Farr’s” grammar. “Gary and me”, dammit.

Yeah i’m not watching this, glad it exists.  Hope a smoking gun comes from this so there’s no longer any d0ubt.  

Miller is such a fucking loser. He is - at best - half as smart as he thinks he is, completely unfuckable and altogether unlovable.  He could die tomorrow and the world would literally be a better place without him.  Loser.

Taft did lose a bunch of weight though when he got his dream job in the Supreme Court, despite the fact that robes mean you can weigh whatever you want, maybe the weight kept him youthful like a giant toddler?

See, I’m the opposite. Why would anyone want to rattle around in a giant, mostly empty house on a street with maybe ten other people on it and nothing within walking distance? I’ve done both and not living in a city makes me wish the Grim Reaper would hurry up and take me already. But whatever floats your boat, really.

if you’ve never heard Kiss Me you must either be very young or just emerging after more than two decades in a bunker.

“Are you under the impression that English speaking Americans created the word?”

Well, all of this excruciatingly-embarrassing stuff had to go somewhere before Facebook was invented.