Cubs fan. The world is shit.

How young are you? Republicans in the House spent all of Obama’s first time investigating him for numerous trumped up faux scandals. They would have investigated ANY DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENT. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. How sad you are so easily manipulated by their bullshit and assume that Hillary Clinton is corrupt, when she…

It’s not actually an option in most places, unless you are willing to lie and say you are out of town or disabled. People aren’t lazy, they are honest. Also, most districts count absentee ballots only after all the in-person ballots are tallied, and losing all the absentee ballots is pretty routine, plus some places…

Seriously - could he not wait?!?!?! 11 fucking days?! Also, new RULE! We go back to stone age, no emails! Pigeons only.

This is my favorite-

It doesn’t just make me feel fancy, it makes me feel like I’ve actually ended the sentence. I can’t imagine writing without doing that.

That was the standard we were all trained to use in my high school typing class, years ago: two spaces at the end of each sentence. Nothing to do with lawyers, specifically. I wrote all my high school, college, grad school, and professional papers that way. We were also trained to put two spaces after a colon, but…

That’s how old people type. That’s how we were taught.

Yes! Stores want us doing their work even though service is calculated into their costs. If I’m paying for service I want it going to a human being’s salary not to some job eliminating contraption.

I refuse to use self-checkout, no matter how long the lines are, because I already have a job and it isn’t at the goddamn grocery store. Until they pay me to do the cashier’s job, I’m going to go to the human being who is being paid to do it.

The vast majority of third class men died. They would have been toast.

I have a question. Do the ghost servants have to be servants for eternity? Because, yeah, that kind of sucks ass. For them. But I guess it’s nice for the the ghost rich people that someone will still open the ghost doors for them.

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THANK YOU! I came here to say that. Cameron got so much right about the real people, the sinking, and the layout of the ship. I was so mad (as a history loving 6th grader when the film came out) that he couldn’t afford the same accuracy to Molly Brown. She was a hero damnit!

How did I never notice this joke!?!

My complaint is that in real life, Margaret Brown threatened to throw Quartermaster Hitchens overboard if he didn’t take the lifeboat back to look for survivors. In the movie, Camera had her cowed and saying “you’re scaring me.”

WTF, dude.

I like the story of when The Hurt Locker (Directed by Kathryn Bigelow, his ex-wife) won best picture instead of Avatar.