The loss of the Supreme Court is going to devastate this country for the next 40 years, at least. I’m 48. I don’t want to live in the country tonight created.

“Red Ghost” and “Black Ghost,” obviously. I mean, the kids, were, like, five and two? Caroline and John-John probably loved it.

I thought this was Jackie and her sister making last-minute costumes out of garment bags so they could take the kids out to trick-or-treat anonymously. (Or, as anonymously as you could when you’re a first lady with the first kids, with a squadron of security muscle following your every move.) Not sure where I read…

Thank Christ it’s not the fucking Yankees.

“Never write if you can speak; never speak if you can nod; never nod if you can wink.”

They’re still trying to get payback for Nixon.

This describes both New York and Pennsylvania.

God, did that whole process really only last less than two months? It seemed like two goddamned years while it was going on...

What you said, plus:

Actually, according to her sworn testimony during the divorce:

A roommate I once had thought Leonardo DiCaprio was so beautiful and so talented, he had posters of DiCaprio’s movies placed absolutely everywhere around the apartment. There was literally nowhere — including the bathroom, but excluding (thankfully) my bedroom — where I could go without seeing his face. And I had…

All hail drunk Joughin:

This is exactly what fucking bothered me about the ending way back in 1997. Those poor door dudes.

Holy crap! I was about to say, “That’s waaaaaay to many teeth for one goddamned mouth.”

Thanks! I thought the In Living Color thing was way too out there...

Totally unrelated to Beyoncé’s charity, I know, but I’ve got a serious pop-culture question I hope you all can help me out with: Is the “I got hot sauce in my bag” lyric referencing that Dating Game sketch from In Living Color? Or am I just having some bizarre flashback to the early ‘90s?

25. Whitney sang it in January 1991, right after the first Gulf War started.