Something big and old = Benz wagon. The only new addition is the Mazda 3

Beer.

I'm sorry, this looks an awful lot like "Jalopnik's 10 best Jalop car list" again.

It needs more of an overbite

I'd like to dip my balls in it........

No no no, the race driver gets sacked for opening his big fat mouth

New York is less than one days drive from Montreal. Who's to say it didn't land in 'Murica first?

Which is exactly what his Cosmos series is trying to evoke.

How the hell did they start the race on the lead lap?

Because race car?

You clearly underestimate my ability to not give a shit

I challenged Mr. Lagano to a kart race once when he was in his home town, never heard back from him. I assume he's afraid

18 Hundred dollars? Pass

Cars equals problems, not just used.

And then bought a Forester.. Butch ;)

How many torques will it have?

I've driven a couple. You need to completely rewire your brain

Wrong part of the state. Stamford is practically in New York, and I'm pretty sure the majority of residents wish they were too.

I think this is the first time I've heard Enzo and Geo in the same paragraph...

I stand by my previous statement