without missing a beat he makes a B line for the bridge while giving Mack discreet instructions. Impersonating the grandson of Ecclesaurus, Brian convinces the crew to throw the food from the kitchen overboard. Meanwhile, Mack sparks up a conversation with CEO of Lancia and invites him to look at the beautiful…

I've even got some concept art for the antagonist

But.. We need to give you a zinger... like.. You have an OCD where you need to click your heels together 2 times before talking to anyone. OR.. you wear a cape of dicks

I fully support this idea. I'll be Lucas to your Spielberg

this one...

#COTDnomination

Sorry... which ones still being produced?

good lord

Corvettes Mechanical Fuel injection

go on.....

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I think I just soiled myself at the thought of an Abarth Giulietta on colonial shores

I think Matt means 'identical' in the literal sence.. They're both a neutral earth tone color, both wear tacky chrome wheels, sport aftermarket exhausts (My guess is Borla Stingers as they are the Corvette equivalent to Mustangs with Flowmasters), and a plethora of Jan Hammer songs on both owners mp3 decks.

Can we just forget that this commercial ever existed? Instead, I propse more stories on the Abarth chick.. and STAT

Wow.. I don't know where to start.. I'd like to thank Snap first and foremost for the wonderful nomination for most phallic automobile. Also, a jimmy hat tip to Raphael for shoving this into the number one slot.

Spiegel, don't be an ass

If this means less Jenny 500 commercials then so be it.

50 bucks the cat let the ebrake off

not unless you're packing the right equiptment (i.e. a vagina)

#COTD