With a few minor modifications, the pest control worker’s job description below would be very similar to that of her former position. I think she’s fully qualified for this (shame about the pay cut, though):

The bell finally tolls for Wish App Nixon. It's a shame the Good Doctor never lived to see this era of National Affairs. He would have sat them on fire after doing a fat rail. 

Like many Americans, I was relieved to see my stock portfolio rebound in April, but then it kept going up and up in the ensuing months. It was relentless. I never made so much money in the market as I did this year. It was too much and it became awkward and embarrassing. How would I explain this windfall to my kids?…

Fuck you, Riley! I made your mom cum so hard that they made a Canadian Heritage moment out of it and Don Mckellar played my dick.

Fun fact, Letterkenny is shot in the hometown of Alex Trebek 

The Germans have the perfect word for this: backpfeifengesicht. This roughly translates to “a face that needs to get slapped”. The measure of backpfeifengesicht is in units of Shkrelis.

I don’t know about you but I think I needed to hear this.

So, did these chucklefucks not realize that these “Guardians” of the “Space Force” would literally be guardians of the galaxy, or did they totally realize that and decided it would be cool to rip off the name of a superhero movie franchise?

If I was a leader of the Democratic Party, I think I wouldn’t go out of my way to alienate and sideline younger members of the party who are very good at drawing attention to messages and issues and communicating with the general public. But then again, that would probably take a level of self-awareness that doesn’t…

The elf is too judgy to date. Maybe when he starts letting people have presents without adhering to conformist behavioral requirements, he might be worthy of love. Might.

♫ You were planning on watching something else, until you got high

Here’s an interesting bit of trivia.

Relevant:

I hope that there are more public interviews where Rev. Warnock can be more robustly aggressive against the policies of Ms. Loeffler. I suspect that his team advised him of the optics of a black man being perceived as “antagonizing” a white woman (who made sure her blond locks were on full display).  I think he…

it got worse

Rudy,

David Cronenberg called it with Videodrome.

“QAnun. Love it. Great song. So mystical, she really sings like a bird in the night or whatever.  Stevie Nicks and the Fleetwood Macs, great band, people say they’re the best ever, and I tend to agree.” - Trump

Can someone please infiltrate these troglodytes and try to work into the whole batshit stupid “movement” that the aztec god Quetzalcoatl is actually the Q behind the anon? It would be so revealing and so spectacular if they all just started saying out loud that they take their marching orders from trump and an ancient…

Might not want to get too excited about the economic picks. Seems Biden has managed to unite a portion of the left and right against Neera Tanden.