Hey, Allegedly Cool Pope, how about you start that wealth redistribution by ensuring your victims of sex abuse get compensation instead of allowing a dioceses to declare bankruptcy instead?

For the sake of all that’s profitably exploitive, don’t tell any US evangelical that OG Rabbi Ieshua Bin’ Yusef was into to healing the poor (without money), feeding the masses, and organizing his followers to live in a feed-everybody soshulist commune.

Precisely this. Every second someone somewhere is tweeting about hoping some really old dude kicks it soon, for example, and no one says a fucking word. Because, as you say, it’s mean but it’s not threatening. Death by old age or by coronavirus are not things that anyone can influence - unlike the violent and…

Meanwhile in the QAnon groups on Facebook, they're decoding tweets that don't need to be "solved":

Quick someone pretend he has a very important executive order to sign.

Well, it’s already started to ravage the press corps

President Trump is experiencing “mild” covid-19 symptoms following his positive diagnosis and will reportedly undergo an experimental treatment.

GOVERNOR CUOMO TO SEND PRESIDENT AND FIRST LADY A ‘NEW YORK CARES’ GET WELL PACKAGE

The sad part, and by sad I mean blood boiling, is that “who gives a fuck about Christmas?” is very likely more damning to Melania than “who gives a fuck about Mexican refugees?”

It’s gotten to where the First “Lady” can’t even say “F*#% Christmas” anymore!

I heard that FLOTUS will only be seen in left-profile for a while yet, after having her right ear torn halfway off in a terrible fight with Ivanka while they were both high as balls on Addy. This is what I’m hearing; people are saying it.

You got a tshirt for graduating DARE? I think maybe I got a certificate signed by the principal. Now I feel cheated.

I pity her in the same way I pitied ED-209 when it fell down the stairs.

But drugs are the only thing getting me through this year

Sorry, but no. They see addiction and poverty (and likely mental health issues) as moral failings. It’s better for them to show pictures of huge drug busts than it is to actually HELP people.

I mean...what is the nature of this initiative? Is it a “Just Say No” kind of thing? Because, as a recovering alcoholic, my eye twitches when I see that kind of message. Just saying “be drug-free” or “just say no” ignores the underlying issues of addiction.

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