He’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say he’s the one
Who likes all our pretty songs
And he likes to sing along
And he likes to shoot his gun
But he knows not what it means
Knows not what it means
And I say…

So nightcore is basically this generation’s Alvin and the Chipmunks. I can dig it. I liked the chipmunk version of songs ever since I saw the movie in the 80s.

And “No, the spasmodic jitters and sweat sheen rolling off me in sheets and my wife pretending to be a banshee with churchy hands had NOTHING to do with us possibly railing a bump the size of your average motocross launch prior.”

I don’t know how much longer the threats are going to be “phantom.”

White suburban woman were quite happy to vote for him when he was running on overturning Roe v Wade in 2016. There’s a reason why the Aunts were essential to Gilead.

They kinda don’t. Rich white women will continue to have access to abortion, legal or not. They always did. It’s poor minority women who will suffer, and suburban women don’t give a shit about them.

Calgary-born Ted Cruz weighs some of the “personal qualities” required in order to be appointed to the Supreme Court of Canada:

“Defenestration Is the Only Response to Imagining These Fuckers on the Supreme Court”

Today has been an instane news cycle: The nightmare SCOTUS nominee teases, Bob Woodward proving to be a vulture who will rather get fat on the carcass of the nation, and the whistleblower alleging that the Trump admin pressured DHS officials into doctoring intelligence reports. The PTSD after this admin is over will…

So why did Marie Claire still publish the story, if it knew that its credibility could be compromised by a writer accepting an offer from her subject before the story went to print? 

they did if you were listening carefully; it was the <click> the phone made when they hung up on them.  

It’s remarkable that someone who was referred to by one of her former employees as “the worst person that I’ve ever met in my life” was able to maintain her persona as the “nicest person on television” for so many years. I guess that’s Hollywood, baby?

That’s tankie talk, comrade. What are you, some kind of tovarisch? I bet you say nyet all the time when you think no one’s around, don’t you, russky.

Does Ted Cruz not know that Princess Bride was directed by Rob Reiner? 

In other police shooting news, the Salt Lake City Police shot an unarmed 13 year old boy with Asperger’s syndrome, after his mother called for a crisis intervention team. 

Another reason the campaign is going broke is because it’s one “large criminal enterprise” to line the pockets of former staffers, friends, and supporters:

In a very manmade way. 

Another reminder that 2020 is the Year of the Rat.

It must be so confusing to be a Trump supporter..... Is COVID19 no big deal, and wearing masks is for losers and whiners, or do we all need to line up and get the vaccine which DJT so valiantly delivered before the election? Do I believe that he has only the highest respect for soldiers or veterans, or that John…

Trump: “This could have taken two or three years, and instead it’s going to be—[laughs]—going to be done in a very short period of time.”