Based on this expressed, massive need for college football, it kinda sounds like they’re calling college football players “essential workers.”

bearing his crotch

I’m sure all that stuff about Stephen Miller is true, but it’s missing out on his base motivation:

Blood, blood, blood. I must have blood. They’ve given me water. They know I need blood.

“...at the stunted language sills of this...”

Or they genuinely think they’re always right. We’re talking about a person who lectured Nevadans that they were all mispronouncing the name of their state. Not too difficult to guess who actually had it wrong.

“Never make fun of someone who mispronounces a word. It means they read it in a book.”

Hey-yo!

Meanwhile, there’s absolutely no certainty that federal lawmakers will extend the $600 per-week unemployment benefits that expired last Friday. So naturally, experts expect the number of Americans facing homelessness to climb even higher, especially in states hit hardest by the pandemic

Turns out that Yosemite Sam’s “real” name is Samuel Rosenbaum.

And your average Looney toon cowboy. 

The TikTok ban fell flat so now Trump is trying to get rid of Sarah Cooper by overworking her.

LOL Waddles had obviously never seen the word “Yosemite” in print before. In high school he heard he had to take the SAT, so he pulled up a chair.

It’s sad that the best evidence that we have that Trump can read is him sounding out basic-ass words that everyone should know, just by being around people.  Seriously, what staffer is blocking Trump from reading a speech once before he gives it, and how can I buy them a beer for proving their boss’ utter stupidity?

Because the Devil gives people what they want.

I hate to be this person but it’s Larry Clark, not Larry Clarke.

It’s so like so many things with conservatives. What they really feel is hatred toward women and minorities. But, they feel like they can’t just say, “We hate women!” or “We hate [insert minority here]!” So, they make up reasons that sound logical to them (because they are in the midst of a hatred fit that never…

I don’t understand.

If only we could tell Trump that COVID was making fun of him.