Nobody cares about your boner.

kill yourself

kill yourself.

Are you the honourable member from Alberta? Quit chirpin, you goof.

Hi, Canada here. We wouldn’t exist without the US? Please eat a bag of dicks.

It’s the only possible way to be polite at this stage. 

Wolverines and lynx, baby. Rowwwrrr.

Your a looser.

Surprised to see no mention of the Nic Cage 2005 film The Weatherman. His middle school daughter tells him that the kids call her ‘camel toe’... he asks why, and she says ‘Because camel toes are tough, I think..’ Not verbatim, but the exchange struck me enough to remember it wrt to camel-toe.

Does this make my ass look big?

$90k. So it’s a Beverly Hills jaywalking ticket.

Write a book, Tiff. Burn the fucker down. 

EWWW. EWWW. EWWW. fuck.... EWW.

The next day, I asked him if he was down to hang out again later in the week

Are there revelations about homosexuality, drugs, and eating disorders??? I’ve heard the rumors. 

Cigarettes, white powders, and French aristos. Surprised she survived. 

Hot priests were known as Father What-a-Waste to the girls of my youth.

A gentleman would wear a mask in these times. 

Great for old men with partial dentures too. Heard that from... a friend.

In Canada we wear masks because it’s the polite thing to do. Don’t want to alarm the other folks in the grocery store.