Handel wins Georgia leg in long national race to the bottom. Huzzah.

Oh, you. So the Germans could march in the shade!

Circus-runners and ringmasters have always taken cruel and dangerous risks with the show animals. Drugging them, provoking them, threatening them.

Good advice. We don’t like ignorant pussies who generalize in these parts anyway. ‘Terrifying’... think i’ll walk the dog and grab breakfast.

Aslan, however, has made clear that his politics do not jive with CNN’s “brand as an unbiased media outlet.”

Weak, desperate, willing to make a bad match? ( :

KESHA CAN HUG ME ANYTIME AND JERRY SEINFELD CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS.

Ooops, sorry! Didn’t know you were ‘toning’...

Comey was notably indulgent and kind. Poor old McCain.

I have a Seersucker suit. Sears made it and I’m the sucker who bought it.

BAD Ginger. BAD. Go lie down.

Canadian, and I concur. ^^ Little known fact... most Canadians own at least one trebuchet. Trebuchet sales, service and accessories are my line. Plague corpse projectiles are booming in Prescott, Ontario right now... so look out, Ogdensberg, NY!!!

The Pope can’t always be clement, pious, or innocent.

I started watching Ricki and the Flash the other night and was wondering what the fuck was wrong with it. Turns out Diablo Cody wrote it, which is why all the characters behaved and talked like bitchy aliens in an improv class, I guess.

My log has a message for you - “I don’t look anything like a pug.”

I always wonder about the mega-rich DUI. What the fuck.

Trailer Park Boys contains the odd blue word.

“Have another donut, you fat pig.”

It’s my fantasy about a head for business and a body for sin.