I can’t believe she’s really a Canadian-- she’s impolite and not funny.

Get on over to Facebook with the thoughts and prayers ... STAT!

CloudMagic morphed into Newton? With a name like ‘Newton’ I’m sure it’ll be just fine.

White paper or canvas and black ink or paint is a common medium?

Alberta is Canada’s Texas.

Fermented mare’s milk for your baby. He/she will then conquer all the other babies.

The word you want is ‘rogue’. ‘Rouge’ means red in French. I’m only doing this because I care about you.

Wow, that took me back... I was banging on the side of my laptop trying to improve the picture.

Holy fucking jesus, you are BORING. I have dear mentally-challenged people in my life, and I’d never waste people’s time like you do.

And then a dingo stole her baby.

I applaud this child’s performance art as an exquisite allegory to the Cultural Revolution.

Blackjack players call a hard 17 the mother-in-law.

The Herr Doktor Kellogg is RIGHT. Change your ways and shepherd your children, savages.

Haha, old people saying racist shit. So awkward, amirite?

The Cure for the Common Headline.

Apparently, fat Canadian men can handle their crack better.

This all sounds too much like work and collective agreement boilerplate. I think I'll stay vanilla. ( :

Cruisin'.... cause I got no fuckin ' choice...

Whoa, taste the rainbow.

Wow, do you go beepbeepbeep when you back up like that?