Put it in ‘H’!

Salesmen: This car is the most reliable car in the history of the universe. It will easily run a billion miles before it needs it’s first oil change.

Oh, come on. BMW’s aren’t unreliable! They break down *reliably.* I’ve got 65k on my 14yr old E46 and I’ve had to replace all sorts of crap exactly when they forums said I did. Now *that’s* German precision engineering!

BMW forum: extended warranty is assumed, people discuss deals on the best ones, won’t consider cars without CPO.

She should have just plead ignorance. “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that this sort of thing was frowned upon...”

nothing like the liberal elite.

Bored son in law of Kajillionaire takes one of kajillionaires wifeys $100K car after she’s bored with it and makes it art project to boast a socialist to show how “down with the struggle” he is from behind his 8ft tall privately secured walls.....a true man of the people....

No fucking wonder your photo is an homage to Hunter S.

UVM, July 13th, 1994, Highgate, Vt., Dead played Franklin County Airport, 3 hits of Jesus Christ Super Star LSD, after the show I participated in what I will describe as the longest slow ride of people doing 45-50mph in the right lane of route 89 a 65mph road all the way back to Burlington, Vt.... about 38 miles of…

What is that, a T50....T55? I have those. I guess my Mazda’s gonna be rollin’ on some MACS!

Buy a bottle of water. Drink water, cut bottom off bottle, dry thoroughly. Instant funnel.

Those are IndyCar’s onboard POV cameras. 360 degrees of rotation inside a weather sealed housing with some sort of cleaning mechanism I presume, for inclimate weather.

Just finished watching the Long Beach Quali on IMSA’s Youtube channel here at work. P class was so close and so was GTLM. Should be a good night to be watching racing later tonight :] Go WTR!!!!

FCV: American interiors, Italian reliability, and German durability!

1. Just so we’re clear: a branch of Gawker media is getting at someone about their clickbaity tactics.

Democrats and Oldsmobiles don’t mix....#chappaquiddick

There’s always the SS Sedan in Royal Peacock Green. It looks the bee’s knees to me.

I've been lamenting how much I need a truck lately, so I did the only thing a Jalop would do: I bought a Z3.