This makes me irrationally angry.

I cannot believe this right now; an absolute gentleman of the sport and a huge inspiration to myself to get in to motorcycle racing. RIP & deepest condolences to his family, fiance, and millions of friends & fans across the world.

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

Glorifying traitors to the United States who fought to preserve slavery isn’t honoring history, it’s honoring tyrants.

Sorry to hear you think statues honoring people who killed people to ensure that they could own and enslave other people are a good thing.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

If you look at the world as some purely binary experience. Which its not.

As an assistant toolmaker, this is pretty fucking cool.

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

I bought an XKR convertible a couple weeks ago. The other day I was getting gas when a little old lady (80ish) pulled up behind me in a lovely white Benz SEC. We’re talking like 4'10'’, curly grey hair, cardigan, the whole deal. She comes up, says ‘Wow, what a beautiful car, can I take a look?’ I tell her of course,…

If I were looking for someone to rob, this is not the car of someone I assume has much cash.

i’m interested, but i spoke to the wife, sadly, and we’re not going to take it.

No, it means he’s calling him a whore. I don’t know Stephen Colbert on a personal level, but I am 100% sure he’s not homophobic. Cool attempt to gin up controversy though.

It needs to be connected to WiFi so that it can cost $400.

Okay, but just so we’re clear, a Tesla is definitely a real unit of measure.