“He’s not a man anymore, not a fully-fledged character. He’s bilious rage incarnate”

True, you can VPN all day to get around those restrictions, but why in 2015 are people having to do that? One of the core reasons pirating has stayed popular over the years isn’t because something is free, but because sometimes it’s the only way to obtain something you want.

Co-op is just about the only online thing I can stand anymore.

It is if you sell millions of them.