He was nine. Consensus is, if he did it, it was an accident. He wouldn’t be in trouble. I didn’t say exposing it would serve no purpose--a press release is sufficient. Exposing it for public entertainment serves no purpose.

Absolutely damn right they will, and they should.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

The thing that jumped out at me, with little or no mention, is that while the hospitalization, addiction, and all-around erratic behavior was taking place:

Here’s another huge wrinkle - By taking THIS LONG to resign, there will be no special election, and Hawk, a Republican, allows Abbott, a frothing-at-the-mouth-I-got-mine-fuck-you Far Right fuckward Republican, to APPOINT her replacement, instead of having the citizens of Dallas (a rather blue city overall in Texas)…

Sounds like she was balancing opioids with Adderall or Ritalin. How many people did her office prosecute for some version of the very same behavior, one wonders....

lol yah riiiiiiiiiiiight like anyone believes that TOM is the one who wanted to be public. sure.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

Is this shade? Do we need a shade court ruling?

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

I can’t even tell if these are real or not, but I love them all the same.

Confirmed.

Psssst! I hear Tom isn’t very tall!

This didn’t just make me laugh out loud, it made me guffaw, loudly, in my very quiet house.

PLEASE GOD LET THE KATIE HOLMES THING BE TRUE

I’ll bet he made her dress up like Val Kilmer and play volleyball with him and that’s the only way he could maintain an erection.

my thoughts re: this are she honestly does not care at all bc her father makes her do this and she is otherwise too medicated to feel anything