OH MY GOD why lord why

You know, we can have more than one hero at a time.

They are both cool heroes.

As a mentally ill person I want to bake this woman an amazing cake. This man is not mentally ill, and that would just be a way for Fox and even progressive outlets to ignore the changes and evolution that has occurred in American racism.

Not sure I could love this comrade more.

His levels of creating shit movies when he is capable of giving the audience better is insulting. It's like he wants to see how shitty he can make a movie and still fleece ticket buyers. Vile.

the faux professionalism in the phrase “push-up bras encouraged” = forever vom

I’ve been ghosted and it’s horrible, and I think it’s horrible to do to someone else in general. I can’t imagine doing it to someone I was engaged to. Exceptions: 1) if you’ve only dated (or whatever people call it these days) a few times, or 2) if the person did something so terrible that they deserve it and they…

Sean’s looking a little rough there (as he has for a couple of decades.) Does he intentionally ugly himself up for some reason? Does he subsist on a diet of Marlboros, heroin, and $3 a gallon vodka? What in the world did Charlize Theron (Charlize Theron!) ever see in him? Perhaps they share an altruistic desire to…

I still can’t get over the fact that boys and young men wear shorts and black socks, sometimes with sandals. We are raising an entire generation to look like retired German civil servants hanging out on the Costa Brava.

Seriously..what was that relationship even about?? The man is an alcoholic garden gnome.

She also dwarfed him.

If I had Kendall’s legs, I wouldn’t wear pant either. Unfortunately, I have Barbara Bush’s legs, so it's all pants all the time.

It’s self-preservation if nothing else. I wouldn’t want to be the woman who had to break off an engagement to Sean Penn’s face after his track record.

I know we’re supposed to be all “You go, Charlize,” and I’m sure as shit glad she dumped the troll that is Sean Penn, but let’s not forget that she almost let that abusive shitheel adopt her son. So forgive me if I don’t think of her as the most rational person even if I’m glad she finally came to her senses.

I don't usually delight in the demise of other people's relationships, but I am so happy and relieved that Charlize ditched that piece of shit.

I have a dear friend who was ghosted. It was one of the cruelest things I’ve ever seen and it took so much longer to recover that I think it would have from a “regular” breakup.

I put money on Sean got violent. Good for her for dumping him once the reality of who he is set in. Good riddance girl.

I came here to say this exactly. They look so much alike, that it’s almost kind weird.

They look so similar in that picture that I had to concentrate on telling them apart.