Yeah, why only one sic in the quotation? They could have been sprinkled throughout, like ants at a picnic...

Eh, things happen. The only people who flip out about weddings are the people whose wedding it is. No one else cares one bit and people should just realize that when planning a wedding.

Speaking as a full-time assistant professor of English, I’m reasonably certain that even a part-time gig would provide immediate, measurable improvement.

It sounds like this dude is trying to avoid multiple ex-flames, which makes this even douchier. Who dates so many women who know each other enough to attend the same wedding and then tries to bail on the wedding as a result? Asshat.

Forget a substitute MC. This guy needs a substitute English teacher.

I like this person. I don’t know why except they are the epitome of “keeping it one hunnad” about why the fuck they don’t wanna do the job. Is Paris Hilton available? Any other MC? Help this person out! Anyone with rhythm and computer....Rachel Dolezal? I KNOW your ass learned to spit back at those house parties in…

most men aren’t

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

Jimmy Green is wanted by police in Tucson, Arizona.

It was the 70’s so the odds were probably good they were high....and who the hell wouldn’t be if you had to dress up in those polyester monstrosities.

Wow - everyone looks vaguely to moderately high...

Please tell me that you are in this picture or are related to someone who is. This is awesome.

At least she didn’t make her flower girls wear bonnets.

Isn't she bipolar? Or in some way mentally ill?

Would you say they got married...

I’m going to go ahead and cite the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock principle that the number of weddings you have is inversely proportionate to the length of the actual marriage.*

Her triumphant smile means you can practically see the thought bubble over the bride’s head: “god, I made these bitches look awful!” Girl on the right: “I’m gonna kill you, Denise.”

She’s kind of a hot mess in general. But that many years with professional makeup artists - she could at least learn how to blend her makeup.

Is this real

Screech is having a really bad year.