Hopefully now this means they won’t procreate.

And are they going to live in sin after they divorce?

“I will never love my children as much as I hate faggots.”

“Queers can’t get married because the bible is against it. So, to protest, we’re going to get a divorce...which the bible is also against. So, you know, Jesus.”

When he first appeared onscreen I had a literal jaw-drop moment. Damn.

I had a coworker ask me if I was a feminist (I answered that I was) and then she said “Well I thought feminists hate men. You have a boyfriend”. No, that’s not how it works. We just want equality, damn it. Also feminism doesn’t equal politics. They’re not mutually exclusive.

Just had a very serious “head, meet desk” moment. What in the fuck.

If you want to join the ‘Agenda’ I can get the relevant paperwork from Ellen for you at the next meeting.

I, however, will be taking my fiance’s name because I hate my family. Or we’ve talked about making a name up and going with that for the both of us.

Michelle Phan spoke with Cosmopolitan Magazine recently, and has this to say on feminism:

Yo if it meant that I could have sex with Zoe Saldana I would grow ten thousand stupid ass beards I would cover myself in beards all the beards everywhere

I wish her music was anywhere close to as good as her opinions.

but can zoe defend that dumb beard

GENDER FLUID SOCIALLY CONSCIENCE MILEY CYRUS IS MY FUCKING FAVORITE

The shot Vulture referenced as “unsexy” was the shot I found the sexiest.

White people acoustic covers of trendy rap songs is worse than ISIS.

Surely there was rosebudding involved.

Also, hearing this dipshit covering “Trap Queen” is as close to death as you can come without having it turned into a Christian Film.

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.