You watch. He’ll start racing again and get his endorsements back and his life will go on like this unpleasant little incident never happened. Reeva was never going to get justice. Every goddamn article was dissecting every detail of his life, personality, rise to fame and fall from grace. In that whole shit show of a…

One passenger reports that Moss, after being refused alcohol by flight attendants, went to get vodka from her own stored carry-on. After she was reprimanded by the flight crew, Moss allegedly called one flight attendant a “basic bitch.”

I wish I could be surprised, but this shit never surprises me anymore.

and then diplo spent the rest of the day seriously contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase “pot calling the kettle black”

Thank god she wasn’t black, eh? He’d have got about 10 hours in prison.

Note to women, your lives are worthless! Well, maybe worth 10 months. Fucking speechless.

Gee, it’s almost like his victim was disposable.

the recommendation was made because of Pistorius’s good behavior in prison

Ten months for murdering your girlfriend. Okay.

I had a sarcastic comment typed out, but fuck. What the actual fucking fuck???

good behavior in prison

gotta make room in the prison for those pesky immigrants who refused to be killed by mobs

What a piece of fucking shit.

Can’t do that. Didn’t you read? No claiming celestial bodies.

Oh good. Europeans are randomly claiming land again. This will turn out well.

I agree with Seinfeld and I don’t. None of of my favorite comedians or comedies could be considered totally P.C., and I think it’s very hard to be truly funny when you’re unwilling to take risks that might shock or offend someone. And I also agree that there’s a certain type of thinking that responds to politically…

I have a bad feeling about this too. If I left the house without my makeup, you should report me dead.

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

With respect, those are the ‘heads up’ seats. You watch every play because it’s dangerous not to.

16 feet?!?! 2tons?!?! OMFG. Please, stay in Australia's oceans.