When I was a kid and would hear of the coming race wars, I always thought marauding white people would be assaulting blacks after some perceived scare. I now predict the inverse, that minorities will get so fed up with these killings that there will be a collective snap and boom. I hope I’m wrong.

Have you guys ever had one of those Urban Dictionary moments when you look up some innocent-sounding phrase (like truffle butter), read it, and lose your shit?

Greatest part of this story is that Switzer and Semple became friends after. Not sure why but in this age of extreme differences and clashes, it shows that people with strong convictions, even ones that go up to and cross the line into violence, can be reconciled.

Because she is oranger than George Hamilton.

Are you sure BroBible is banged out by a woman? And she wrote “roast beef curtains” as a metaphor for vagina? That’s a serious case of self-loathing. As for 25 and counting, she brought the chafing dish.

It is absolutely ridiculous AND since it's a plea bargain, he doesn't have to accept the bargain and can instead take his rapey ass to jail for 25 years. His choice.

Seems Madonna likes to learn her lessons the hard way. I'd have thought that by now she'd have sworn off men who beat women. And capes.

Beyonce would be the worst white Mulan.

Are you a troll? Obviously it wasn’t legal. It was something Jacko contrived and forced on his victim.

Back in the days before personal in flight entertainment, there was just a video offering that all passengers either watched our slept through. On a flight from Paris in 199something, the flight attendant in charge of the video forgot it and asked on the PA whether any passengers had a video in their carry on that we…

Here it is: http://pagesix.com/2015/04/05/law…

No mention of Michael Jackson. I know he’s old news, but I read on here recently that one of his alleged victims was force to marry him. Was his bride with a marriage certificate and ring. Is it wrong to want to dig him up and harm him? If so, I’m wrong.

Nothing was forgotten on the plane. Do you read much?

Easily the worst adventure in the shortest marriage in history. We were SUPPOSED to take 2 flights to vacation in Martinique from the west coast. Martinique is super far away. Maybe that explains why in the middle of the flight, the pilot said, fuck this, I need a break, and made an unscheduled landing in Dallas. …

I've often wondered where I can find "Young and the Restless" reruns online. Are his parents upset over his non-monagamy? How about over him outing them as drunks with martial issues, and outing his wife's social anxiety to cap it off?

Well, we know he can't fly

Doesn’t a tick, well, stick? I mean, might one know that one has a tick burrowed in the skin or do I misunderstand how ticks...tick?

Touche, my friend. Touche.

"In no way do hoop skirts have any relation to racial intolerance, as they have been a fashion staple for women for almost 300 years."

Wait till she covers the Dick Van Dyke days.