When I did my teeth (long awful story; not a single cavity until I was 40, then kerblooey, I’m all implants, bridges and crowns). There’s a temptation, starting from basically scratch, to want the most flawless, white shining chompers possible but fortunately I had a great dentist who advised me to tone it down. In…

I wouldn’t know, I don’t see color, only character,

I understand that for some (most?) people, an engagement ring is not only a physical representation of your love, but also a status symbol meant to convey the kind of bride you fancy yourself to be.

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Look... It’s really very simple. Just go back and reshoot the whole thing with the costumes from Broadway.

Technically, this is supposed to be the “ac...

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

It’s your phrasing. Your need to dismiss something as “mobile garbage” implies an elitist attitude that you may not feel, but your verbiage certainly suggests.

Don’t be too surprised when what comes off as sneering arrogance is treated as such.

I’d divorce and remarry for this.

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No problem - and ‘nagging spouse’ is definitely an inside joke between my partner and I (he is a gamer and works in the industry, and I mostly know how to hold a game controller, so there’s plenty of him gently mocking me, and me acting like an aggrieved spouse/Skyrim widow, when really neither of us care and I’m…

To be fair, tone poorly comes across in text, and I assure you my response to his enthusiasm is adoring bemusement. I will probably enjoy seeing the movie - I will though tease him about it, and ‘make’ him fund dinner (probably a veggie pad thai and spring rolls).

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

LOL did you really just ‘I’m too old for this shit’ this post?

Boys need feminist moms too!

At least we get Detective Pikachu soon.