Oh wait, you’re serious. Let me laugh even harder. Even the msrp for the non-final edition was a joke considering how bare bones and dated the car looks. All the people that wanted an Evo/STi have grown up, and need something to match that.

It’s there in the article plain and simple: if it’s too on the nose then it’s not funny anymore...maybe that’s why people don’t like Idiocracy. As a movie it was not that good but the concept was comedy gold, but it stopped being funny once the real world matches the absurdity of the movie. Same thing why some people…

No one needs to be a millionaire playing a kid’s game or doing a physical activity the best.

“Back away from the bicycle!” LMFAO These guys are a complete and total joke.

With the war on drugs the more effective approach is to follow the money instead of the drugs. Maybe something similar needs to be done in sports. When massive contracts, sponsorship deals, etc are on the line, it’s been shown time and time again that some athletes will go to any lengths to achieve and keep that.

This kind of crap doesn’t surprise me at all, specially in Texas. I went to high school in Houston in the mid 90's, and managed to get into a good college before the 10% rule existed and right as the whole Hopwood thing was in full swing. I was often the only Hispanic in my honors/AP classes throughout high school in…

As a child of the 80's who grew up with movies like The Neverending Story, I’m perfectly fine with this storyline. I’d rather take my trauma in the form of kid’s movies instead of real like events.

Good for him, very mature to realize ‘hey i’ve given it my all and it’s just not happening’. People may call him a quitter but what’s worse, him quitting now with a clear conscience that he gave it his all or keep trying and possibly be a liability to the NT and his career?

Completely agree that this is the kind of reality check USA Soccer needs to right the ship and change course. 1990 was over 20 years ago, and while the US has improved it’s still not too far away from being a scrappy minnow in big international tournaments just like it was back then. The fact that MLS has survived…

No. Or actually: Hell No.

Someone needs to mug Bernie again and leave him with another black eye and pummeled face. Bernie and F1 can kiss the smelliest, hairiest part of my ass.

Weird weather for sure. I live less than 20 miles from the track and it only rained sporadically. We thought about going to the race on Saturday night but it was hot and muggy; good thing we didn’t go or we would have seen exactly the same thing we saw at home: no race or cars on the track.

Not surprising at all. Schumer and her cohorts/copycats are a one trick pony have to find a way to stay relevant.

Those old buses get super pimped out in Central America. I was just in El Salvador last month and the saw that big fins and wavy spoilers are the “in” thing for buses nowadays, on top of the chrome, lights, graphics, etc.

This story is pure, concentrated awesomeness.

Tiff is constantly searching for the answer of “Will it drift?” Him, Plato, and even VBH can really drive.

Damn it, I just bought a Time Steel this past March and I joined the kickstarter for the heart rate monitor with wireless charging that’s being developed for it. I’d like the bigger screen of the Time 2 but not willing to shell out another $200 for another watch unless mine dies or I kill it. The navigation is wonky…

True cult classic, and a great movie. That fight scene was epic

Such a waste and shame for Agent Carter. I really liked the backstory fill-ins of Marvel as well providing depth for likable characters like Peggy and Jarvis. The second season of Agent Carter was too CW with the whole love triangle that wasn’t needed, and not enough Stark involvement.

The sooner this guy goes away, the better. A complete and utter embarrassment for A&M. He’s gotta be in the running for the fastest Heisman winner burnout/fuck-up.