If only there was something that would filter the air before it goes into the turbo.

Folks, this is what sobriety does to a brain. Don’t let this happen to you!

Let the market decide.

(I’m sure this take will be universally panned and remain in the grey’s forever. Oh well)

Stowage. Stowage is wot bwings us togeder today.

LeBron looked at the scale, saw that he had gained 7 pounds, and immediately blamed Mario Chalmers.

suggests what seems like the obvious likeliest culprit: one hinky or two different scales

I heard one time, Lebron James dunked so hard it warped spacetime, to go back 80 years and prevent a rival’s father from ever being born.
LeBron James once won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship by eating Joey Chestnut.
LeBron James broke the world record for the 100-meter freestyle in swimming but was…

It gets better..........or is it worse?

I think you missed it...

This is why I never ski. I wouldn’t trust a gondola as far as it could throw me.

My god, first you wake up to find out that Tom Crean is your new basketball coach, then your ski-lift tries to kill you?? Those poor bulldog fans...

Jesus, the person in the red coat riding at that point just disappears into the tangled wreckage.

I’m assuming “no one” means that whoever was on at 0:43 in the first video is some sort of cyborg or something because holy shit.

*checks to make sure no one died* Ok good.

I’m picturing a stereotypical movie tough guy stabbing open a kilo of Parmesan and licking a sample off the end of the knife like a 90s action movie.

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

Sluggerrr felt that his buddy Orbit had greater need to hear the message.

I feel horrible about laughing at that....but I did it anyway.

Asked for comment, most women didn’t respond, and several others simply wrote, “Hey.”