These people are an enigma to me. Why does it bother them so much? It's not like you are telling them to respond in kind. Don't they know about a lot of holiday songs that include the phrase "Happy Holidays" to also encompass New Year? Have they ever seen the movie Holiday Inn? Happy Holidays used to be such a lovely…

This is a great idea! Although, knowing my cheerful ass, I won't be able to stop myself. My mouth is like Idle Hands, only it's the mouth, see. Happy Holidays is just ingrained in me every December. And so, I will inevitably butt heads again and again with angry Christians who must never ever listen to or sing the…

I can't even imagine the unsettling feelings that you have to deal with. We should start a support charity for this kind of thing.

Oh, dear god, you poor thing.

Not if the window didn't have a direct reflection of the doorway. It sounds like the window wasn't exactly next to her(his?) desk but the doorway was right behind the desk so it is plausible that there was no reflection of the doorway.

Nice try, the devil!