Men Need It.

Men Need It.

At least he’s covering somebody.

a refrigeration system under the rink that runs 24/7 from when they make the ice until the day they melt it for the offseason.

It’s biodegradable, and what this video doesn’t show is that they freeze a least another cm of ice on top of the paint, so when they melt it down at season’s end the paint is almost completely diluted.

Never let us forget the time Whaley was swapping sweet porn on the company email. E-Mail-Gate!

Who’s fucking hand-wringing now?

I’m happy for the Cubs and the Astros because last time they made history together, it was for just generally being garbage. I was at that game, I got to sit in the good seats for $2.

Touching a woman’s ass is more than “making a move.” Even if that’s as far as he was willing to go, that’s too far. Physically and mentally you are invading that woman’s personal space. You will know good and well when you you have permission to touch a woman’s ass.

Hello, Ms. South Carolina, have you consulted a map lately? Please do and stick a fork up your ass.

You’re giving deadspin commenters too much credit with this.

lol yeah, like a proxy president that just memorizes foreign leaders with kayfabe

snarkiness aside, i appreciate your sincerity and you needn’t second-guess it.

don’t worry, the world is in good hands

I’m sorry for your loss.

yeah, jon stewart was completely irrelevant to his life as a whole and they’re both reptilians anyways. Get out of here with this “Gotcha!” bs

Don’t you like fun?

C’mon, though! No THPS?

The Most Gawker Comment Ever™. Congrats!

Because a lot of people rightfully hate the Lakers for mopping the floor with their town’s sorry-ass team for so many years.