Bannon mentions noticing Trump was going to win based on his performance at CPAC—to be clear, Trump skipped CPAC last year after a primary debate; specifically the one where he bragged about the size of his penis and Ted Cruz ate something off his own lip.

Conservative feminism means looking a certain way: straight hair, preferably blonde, always at least shoulder-length. Lean body with long legs and big boobs. There’s a sickening uniformity to the look, regardless of age. It means power for oneself only, never giving a single fuck for other women. It means blaming…

I am still trying to get my head around the fact that people would FUCKING PAY to go to this inbred version of Mos Eisley Cantina?

“One of the first speeches at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference challenged the media to stop referring to the “alt-right,” a small, far-right movement that seeks a whites-only state and that strongly backed Donald Trump for president, as conservative.”

Ah, Elseworlds. Ah, the 90's, I kinda miss that period in comics in some ways.

Can the media also stop trying to interview this shitbag?

This joker, Milo Yiannopoulos and Ann Coulter should get together and 3-Way Fuck each other to death.

I found it to be about spot on. Right now cpac is trying to get the number to Clint Eastwood’s empty chair.

Unrequited boners are a powerful thing, apparently.

I’ve asked this before, but when did it become no longer a thing where Nazis are the definitive bad buys? I mean I grew up watching Indiana Jones & Captain America punch Nazis in the face and everyone cheered. How is this a thing?

It’s amazing really. They are like the Bruce Campbell demon from the x files, constantly hoping for a normal baby, but just keep on making demon baby’s and aborting them in a leaf pile in the backyard like a bunch of hypocrites.

Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

The American right spent 40 years courting and nurturing hate and divisiveness and now their next gen stars are scaring even them. It’s rather entertaining to watch Republicans now, like alligators eating their own spawn.

Dude. I work with an Indian doctor. He voted for Trump. He says that “it’s sad that Indians keep getting mistaken for the blacks and other bad dudes.”

I am hoping McMaster writes a fascinating book once he gets free of his new post. I am guessing that as an historian part of the draw for him is having an inside view of a precarious point in history (I doubt that would outweigh doing his job to the best of his ability - he seems very professional, unlike so many of…

CNN said that since he’s still in the service he has to serve—he can’t refuse like a civilian could.

The thing is, if he makes it out of this without any truly horrendous results (unlikely) we will have to listen to years of “I was, frankly, the greatest president ever. That’s what they tell me...” Our only hope of avoiding that fate is him in a prison jumpsuit or total global destruction. Small prices to pay, sure,…

There is never any discernible joy on this toad’s face. Never. Sad.

What the fuck did I get myself into.....