You missed a big one that really should be included in any “Brief History of Russian Fuckery”: Operation Infektion. Have you ever heard the rumor that HIV/AIDS was an escaped Bioweapon developed by the US Army? It’s bullshit, and the rumor was started by the KGB in July 1983.

“I clicked on this article, on a dedicated sub-blog, and scrolled down to the comments section to make a complaint about not liking what I chose to see.”

A brief history of Russia explained through weapons

Fucking with bees sounds completely excruciating.

Yep! A very vocal protest voter friend of mine has completely stopped posting anything political and now it’s all Phish quotes and peaceful namaste unicorns all over her page. Thanks, asshole.

Guys, I’m freaking the fuck out. Something is deeply, deeply wrong here. For the end purpose of what, I don’t know. I’m assuming now everyone is compromised and that includes comey.

prompted an investigation by the agency, which would wind up costing Ford his pilot’s license.

Fly, yes. Land, no.

Holy shit, do people actually take memes this seriously? They’re funny pictures with captions not a doctoral thesis on existentialism.

The other lawyers I know have been remarking about how Trump reminds us of that client who’s sure everything will be fine if we would just let him talk directly to the judge and work things out.

bitch, you cant lawyer up, they already judged up.

I’ve got a C-note that says he will never, ever get within 200 feet of Queen Elizabeth and if Prince Philip (WORLD CLASS ASSHOLE) gets a chance, he will break Trump over his knee and spank his ass with three words or less.

The company I work for has facilities on 4 continents, and we have suppliers from all over the world. Our North American office is in Alabama, where I live. You bet your sweet ass I google every country’s basic etiquette practices before anybody shows up here for a visit. I may be an Alabamian, but at least I’m not a…

it’s sort of a muddled mess of Nixon and W. Bush...

45: “WHO? Oh, yeah, them. Yeah, I’ll get to them.”

Hello. I’m not American. Can someone tell me why America thought it was a good idea to make a functionally illiterate man with severe personality disorders the President of the United States of America?

So... I’m the boss at my company. Before I was the owner, I worked my ASS off, and at a young age (32 or so) I was at the top of my game. I was competing against the heavies in my marketplace, and indeed became one of the heavies. My skills were top notch, and I was a terrific closer. I KNEW MY SHIT, and I was agile…

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.