…he put a couch in front of another couch? The fuck?

There’s now also a claim that people with dual nationalities from those countries cannot enter into the US. My friend who was born in Iran but grew up in Canada can’t go to the US right now. Honestly WTF. I feel absolutely sick. How do we stop this!

DHS has confirmed greencard holders are also barred from those nations.

There is a claim that green card holders are being cuffed and their social media reviewed. They are being questioned about their attitudes toward Trump.

Other than calling your officials and donating to the ACLU, what can we do? Anyone have any ideas?

I realized this afternoon during the press conference why it is that I hate Donald Trump so much whenever he speaks. It isn’t his tiny vocabulary, or his annoying voice, or even those weird things he does with his shrimp fingers and his puckering anus mouth.

The most appropriate part of this is the fact that the man in those pictures is Samuel Johnson, creator of the first modern English dictionary. (And also author of a very odd travel narrative called A Journey to the Western Isles of Scotland.)

Best advice I ever got. That and, “If your result is absurd, but your reasoning is sound, check your premise.”

Sadly, the other day I told my friend, “Remember when George W. said the word strategery?” We both laughed, like oh hahaha! That George! What a silly, goofball he was! 

Wonderful. So my country has not only pretty much singlehandedly destabilized the whole of Europe just when we need it most, but now we’re going to be the first to legitimize Trump’s fascist regime, and if we can sell off our precious NHS to America for the privilege of being its fucking lapdog, so much the better.…

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

DD/MM/YYYY isn’t even a British thing! It’s an every single country except for America (and Liberia?) thing!

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

The reason I can comment on this story is because America took in refugees during WWII.

History lesson: Remember how during WW2 the United States turned away thousands of Jewish refugees? Yea, let’s not do that again.