i’ve avoided hearing magary’s voice prior to this video, but, being a former DC resident and loving BCB, i watched. did NOT expect that tone / pitch combo. would have pegged him for a much whinier sounding voice.

I love how hamilton’s idea of a perfect world (dense shit hole apartments with no space) should be everyone’s idea. God forbid you want to work in the city AND have a yard. Please tell us about how refridgerators are terrible (because you can’t fit one in your shit box in NY)

[breaks into cold sweat]

It also pioneered the idea of paying extra to get the whole game:

They knew she had Pneumonia since Friday, but put out that she was “Overheated.” They are willing to be misleading about Hillary’s health.

The evidence abounds, blind person.

The key was the lack of a tip.

As for the owner who asked me to fetch him coffee, we became good friends, and he emerged as one of my staunchest supporters. He had no issue with my gender. He was simply surprised. Thee rules of the game had changed during his tenure as an owner—indeed, during his lifetime. And yes, he was mortified that he had…

First of all, I’m an atheist that was raised in a Mormon household. With that out of the way: If a team wants to have a team prayer (just like my family does), go right ahead. A prayer in and of itself should not be a problem. If a player doesn’t want to participate, do what I do: sit there and wait a while. A prayer…

Most NHL teams only do both when there is a Canadian team playing an American one.

...and it officially becomes this year’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

Has the “lolmets” tag been deleted?

With Jaleel White & Reginald Vel Johnson...TGIF is back this fall on ABC!

Apple has a tendency to set trends, sometimes good, sometimes bad. But recently their trends have been fucking terrible and bad for the consumer. Removing the headphone jack is just for more $$$.

I’m an Android user, and removing one of..scratch that, the only thing that is a standard (3.5mm aux jack) on the iPhone seems like a pretty valid concern.

Well, I agree that his position is dumb, but he’s coaching the US team so all the players on his squad will be from the US. I think he’s talking about that team and not the Columbus team.

Maybe these guys should get a room already...

But women never lie about domestic violence! We’re supposed to just assume the man did it, condemn him in social media, and ruin his life because the woman said he did it! Fuck due process and waiting for evidence to come out before we pass any personal judgments! He’s an NFL player, and it’s just easier for me to…

If it looks like an ewok and talks like an ewok...

Oh come on. Paul Posluszny was every old school commentator’s favourite white linebacker for the brief period between Urlacher being good and Luke Kuechly.