I’m a little surprised to be feeling so much “Nope” over this.

Something tells me this won’t end well. Get back to me in 3 days.

This savage is trying to destroy the Flint style coney dog. It is a steamed bun, Vienna hot dog where the casing snaps, coney sauce that is a dryish mix of ground meat and spices, yellow mustard, and chopped raw ONIONS. Fuck this asshole and his hatred of America. He is reason ISIS is winning.

“one of the nice things about being 39 years old is knowing that I’m never going to a music festival ever again in my life.”

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

So the means he must disclose information that is private about students?

I see nothing wrong with how he handled it.

NCAA is a sham. Everyone on deadspin agrees on that point.

These aren't paid athletes so why can't a coach protect them to a certain degree? As long as they're not being sheltered from legal consequences for their actions at least. That said maybe this is Baylor part deux. I doubt it. Harbaugh is crazy, but not stupid.

Open record laws don’t require you to reveal private information about students, such as problems with grades or failing a drug test (which are the most likely reasons for a suspension).

Careful, you might turn an ankle jumping to all those conclusions.

Get that woman some pads and send her to Pittsburgh, there’s a new Kid in town!

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

I vote instead of story, we put an IKEA instruction manual in there, written in C#. This way it could be a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

Deadspin made a bad decision posting this terrible article and I bet them $10 to the charity of their choice and an additional $10 to Gawkers lawsuit fund they won’t take it down.

Wow you’re like a level 50 internet tough guy now!

Starting it off early this year.

That and like 16 people from Yelp.. we get it Yelp does not like Trump. But I guess a longer list does look better.

Rev. Jesse L. Jackson Sr., President and Founder, Rainbow PUSH Coalition