So we’ll just keep repeating this headline until the end of time, huh?

That’s not actually blood in uncooked red meat. It’s a mixture of water, myogloblin proteins, and the joy that is extracted from vegans and vegetarians when they decide to stop eating meat.

Jesus Pop, brush your goddamn teeth.

Then hours after the interview, he came back to the reporter when the reporter was just about to fall asleep and wanted to talk about the REAL reason he was mad, which was at least partly due to the fact that the reporter couldn’t guess the reason in the first place.

With Lebron’s hairline, you can’t expect him to know how to perform a blowout.

Have you seen the formatting of the new kinja? If I hit the enter key the first paragraph I write becomes the second paragraph. I mailed it in on that one. I'm in posting purgatory and didn't expect anyone to notice so I just kind of rambled.

I can understand why the coach was a little surprised; almost no one turns down an offer of Moorehead.

This comment should be printed out and hung in a museum. Fantastic Kinja!

But they were responsible for the single greatest music video ever...

Once the Radiohead fans woke up at 10:30 the tide really turned.

Your response misses the point. But since you’re asking, Nine Inch Nails for example.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Representatives from Skyline handle collection after the game.

This one’s favorite 80s jam is Billy Squire’s “The Stroke.”

If you beat it into a dish towel make sure you aren't sitting.

25 years whipper snapper. See you next year.

No, the Detroit Red Wings are out of the playoffs because they’ve calcified on defense, refuse to play younger players with speed and went 1-22 on the Power Play.

The sexiest thing ever aired on television was MTV spring break 1993 with those women in the one piece string swimsuits. You know the ones I'm talking about.

John Mayer is one of the best guitar players walking the planet earth, whatever you may think about the songs he writes.

I hate to burst your bubble but California has more crime per capita than Florida, by a huge amount. Check the stats here [www.statemaster.com]