“I just wanted to see what her vocal chords felt like....sounded like!! sounded like!!!

Met the kid at a poker tourney back in the D a few weeks ago. Nicest kid I've ever met, and looks like a boy among men in the face. Kid's gonna be the truth in 2-3 years.

Posting from my work burner account, but if you wanted to do it correctly you can read it in a canuck accent, as I’m a Michigan transplant. Not quite as cool as the Boston accent, but you know.

Saw this years ago and thought it was hilarious. Long live Lemmy.

Alice Cooper is still performing like a mad man. Saw him a couple months ago and the guy looks like he's in his 40's still. Amazing performance if you've never gotten the chance to see.

It’s sad that women have resorted to this as opposed to getting paid the old fashioned way, eschewing birth control.

Free entrance to the kids who made his crappy shoes.

C’mon, lets be honest. Would Eagles of Death Metal even be on here if it wasn’t for the horrible Paris attacks? I thoroughly enjoy retro/throwback/bluesy rock, but their output is horrible.

You’ll have to forgive me as I was taken aback by a civil comment on Deadspin. :)

As someone who has a wife with this birthday, I wholeheartedly agree. And it puts her in the crappiest mood for the entire week before.

As a white soccer mom, this infuriates me!

Agree with all of this, other than anything "homemade". Nothing worse than having to wonder what was going on inside that persons house while that food was made.

So he's dumb at football then or just dumb dumb? Maybe he excels at brushing his teeth and cunilingus. Maybe he can't figure out which foot to put his pretty UGGS on. The point is, you, like everyone else have no idea other than internet hyperbole. Dumb or not, I'm sure he laughs while sitting inside his huge pile of…

To someone who doesn't have a public one? No. To one that does? Yeah, not touching that.

Kidd then advised his players to stay home, and beat your wife like a normal NBA coach/professional.

Since when was Tom Petty a Vikings fan?

My mother served us something that we were told her grandmother ate routinely during the depression (because that’s what get’s kids excited!).

Throw your "teddies" on the glass!

I do now :)

I mean, does it get any more tacky than that? I'm speaking of course of the gal in the last screenshots choice of blue sock/black pant combo.