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“More likely is that Deulofeu will only get a handful of starts in the meaningful competitions, spending most of the season cemented to the bench...”

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.

You can tell this is urgent, breaking news by the fact that he had no time to put on a shirt.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

If bunts were automatic hits, then why don’t hitters do it all the time. If a player bunts, play defense and get him out. Why should the batter make it EASIER for you to get outs because you have a perfect game going? 100% agree with you.

Hey everybody, this guy is joking, now you look dumb.

I beg to differ. Nobody profited more of the triangle offense than Billy Isosceles.

Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

They have the second highest payroll in MLB and they are in a rebuilding phase. They are a Bryce Harper free agent contract away from being the highest payroll in baseball again.

Eh, let the guy on the field. As a Bears fans I was conditioned to hate the Packers but I began to realize it was stupid to hate someone just because they’re smart enough to put a better product on the field year after year. Fuck it, let this guy march out there in his Packers shit. Maybe a McCaskey will see it and…

I want the Lakers to take Josh Jackson, which would cause the entire city of Boston, Danny Ainge, and LaVar Ball to instantaneously and simultaneously combust. It would be epic and glorious.

The 27th, 28th and Julius Randle for a top ten maybe?? And by top ten we really mean picks #6-12

“My son already ate his ass up twice,”

I’m a Lebron fan, but do you have examples of free agents who have specifically avoided the East for fear of LeBron? Genuinely asking. I suppose you claim that Durant or Chris Paul could have gone to teams in the East, but that’s making some strange assumptions, I think. And even though Carmelo has long been…

So when do we think the first superstar male athlete in a major sport will come out while still in his prime? I’m talking franchise player superstar. Not sure if soccer counts in this example.

Sounds like someone not named “Jansen” or “Kimbrel.”

I will forever hate colored shirts with white collars. Never trust a man who wears them.

Dunno, that hippo looks DTF at one point. Horny horny hippo?