“Now, Timmy, pretend I’m a burly attacker...”

I may or may not from now on disrespectfully refer to white rappers as 2shackles.

And that these certainly aren’t just off-the-cuff remarks. There were whole committees of people deciding that he should say these things.

I couldn’t believe that didn’t get a big laugh. I loved it.

I saw this in the damn theater, and that’s the only thing I remember: “First I’m going to shoot you in both knees...”

And for some reason they call cartridges, “tapes”.

I loved this movie to death as a child of the 80s!

The thing I remember most about this movie is that there is an Atari 2600 cartridge that factors into the plot. Is it where the chip is placed? I remember being really fascinated by that for some reason. Also, Dabney Coleman was wonderful, playing two very different characters.

All I remember from this (and I hope I have this right) is Coleman running away from a huge pair of dice in the opening sequence.

What is this coveted status Tony Robbins and George Will seem to think accusers enjoy? These turds think Anita Hill or Rose McGowan or Andrea Constand are walking around with a #MeToo punch card where if you accuse nine high profile men of sexual misconduct, you get a free mani/pedi with the tenth accusation.

The delicious taste of homophobia.

The line between reality and trolling has gotten really blurry recently.

Yes.

In a statement to the Times, co-president of Fox News Jack Abernethy said:

No thank you

She can’t possibly have violated a 2016 NDA during the filming of Knocked Up or the 40-Year-Old Virgin.

No one has answered this, so I’ll try again. I as a hetero male have no desire to rap most Lil Kim lyrics. When Crush On You comes on I rap Lil Cease part, but when Lil Kim raps “I’ll be undressed om the bra all see through”, shit just doesn’t apply to me. Why can’t white people use this logic?? I genuinely do see the…

The complete list of times when it’s appropriate for a white person to use the N-Word:

the Porsche 944

I had an X-Type, nothing great about it. I’d nominate the Saab 9-5 Aero in wagon form. Fast, comfortable (best seats ever), spacious, and better handling than you would expect from a heavy FWD.