Hilariously the Corolla is the only one with a 3rd pedal. 

I’m so conflicted about this.

+1 on the armrest. 

I have an 86 and I’d trade up for a liftback/fastback in a heartbeat.

Just make it prettier.

Sounds like they’re doing an MR-2 as well, so what they need to do with this platform is bring back the Celica name plate...and design a fucking performance motor already, Toyota!

A more usable torque curve, so I don’t have to downshift 2 gears just to overtake on highway......

Say it with me, “LIFT BACK”.

A Celica GT, of course.

You should have said “Toyota makes it... out of BMW parts.”

Only 5% of buyers want wagons - kill the wagon

The windbreaker, the sunglasses, the lightly-acid-washed jeans . . . I didn’t realize Kenny Fuckin’ Powers had a cousin

Cadillac! Hey, Cadillac! It’s your cousin, Lincoln! You know that profit margin you were looking for?! Well...

“Not really...”

For years now, CarMax has been treating both buyers and sellers like children. Sale prices too high, but non-negotiable. Buying prices too low, and also never budge on those.

He signed the waiver. I feel for him, but he signed the waiver, which exists to prevent this kind of guy from suing and ruining it for everyone.

That type R is maybe the worst rear end in the motoring world.

The new Civic really is the worst. It doesn’t get any better when you get into more pedestrian models either:

The rears are fine, I like they kept the rears streamlined and simple. Unlike some other cars you can really over do it..

...with 6 reverse gears, and one forward?