This is officially the new disappearing 2CV. Except real.

It's clear the company went under because they did the crash tests BEFORE manufacturing a complete car.

I hope he comes out one day and says, no guys, its prounounced like this: [insert something French sounding].

Whyyyyyyyyyyyy has it taken all the way till 2011 to think of this? I'm in tears.

hahahaha well done

Well this just confirms that we're all winners.

I assume that "OMGeeeeeeeeeeeeee" is a line taken directly from her bedroom routine.

I would say that this story, in addition to the invention of beer, is proof that God loves us, right Ben Franklin?

I saw mutton chops! Which isn't a surprise now that I think about it.

Hey, that worked for me. I never knew that, so thank you.

I love the inclusion of the Raptor, and Pike's Peak car- but there's really no road in the game to drive them on- no dirt roads, that is. First pack, I liked the Focus ST and the Risi Ferrari, but the others just don't interest me.

Ha, troll or not, I happen to think this is a crappy pack. And the first one was just "okay."

Hey Jalopnik, I like the slideshows and all, but would it kill you to just make a list? Like, in text?

I'm pretty sure limo service might be the only way (it ends after a divorce, a gift car doesn't!).

With respect to #9, sharks. Problem is, they're all endangered. Everyone knows this.

Ladies, LADIES! You wouldn't have to worry about constantly adjusting your short skirts if you just take off all your clothes to begin with! A little common sense goes a long way!

I just doodled right in my pants.

What I learned from this post was that it's pronounced "God-rail."

When someone behaves like that and simultaneously costs their team the game, Costas has every right to criticize him on air like that. Please, nobody is complaining about touchdown dances, they're complaining that when you do that and then your team loses because of it, it's obviously gone too far. Come on.

It would be a great thing to see a Corvette Cup class or something like that. But then, they almost ended Corvette production altogether barely twenty years ago. Anything can happen, it's chaos!! LOUD NOISES!!!!