Nice use of picture as a rebuttle....of course Tom Cruise made that same thing happen in a Kia.

This is a metaphor for Germany and Japan in 1939, rampaging around and having fun. I think the video cut out the last couple minutes where both cars crashed and a Corvette, an Aston, and, uhhhh, a Dartz are shown riding off into the sunset.

This needs to turn into that illusion, where you look at a TV showing a TV showing a TV, ad infinitum. This will just have smaller and smaller cranes stealing smaller and smaller cranes all at once. It's like modern art.

Uhhh, it's narcissist. ROASTED!

As someone who just spent a weekend driving through NJ and NYC metro traffic (not what I normally do), all I can say is AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...!

I hit a crow with a Chrysler 300 once. It was kind of like that, but slower, black-feathered, bloody, and it didn't stick to the car. So, not like that at all.

Yes, Francesa knows nothing about NY sports (supported by evidence he didn't know the name of a Detroit pitcher). Yes, Francesa picks on the Jets and all their success (they're better than Miami, I guess?). You can hate Francesa, but you could lead with legitimate reasons. This isn't a Magary article after all.

This needs to be the start of a playbook that consists entirely of mildly racist plays.

Taking it easy? Jesus, maybe on turn one... After that I fainted.

So, was it REALLY an old lady who got groceries with it once a week? Or was it your neighbor's teenager??

Driving over fluorescent lights? Win win win win, aaaand win.

GATEcrasher13 if ya got room still!

Can't we just all enjoy this? This almost makes up for the Yankees losing.

Definitely going with the junkyard located in LA which hosted Junkyard Wars. What more can you ask than five acres that produced not only good entertainment, but sometimes amazingly functional fireboats, or off-road vehicles, or steam cars, or......

I ate at a whataburger when i was at a wedding in Corsicana. That was more bland than water-doused Big Mac.

That's what you get for wanting an extra BMW.

Why are you on here?

Say goodbye to my Escape? I would not mind, and I would love a good ol' Ford Ranger. Or, if I can splurge on gas, how bout a Velociraptor? God, that would be fun.

BMW was going to do the same thing, but there would have been no billowing black smoke.

Hahaha. He needs a cigar and a glass of extremely expensive scotch, and I think Deadspin would have an utter field day with him.