What a sad situation. I feel about being a gamer the same way I feel about being an American, incredibly proud and equally ashamed.

If you keep the robot legs off, you can call yourself a Gecko.

Maybe I'm just being a grump here. Maybe I don't get what's fun for consumers and what's not. Maybe I'm still reeling from publisher Sega's not-so-fun decision to round up the cast of the original Alien movie for some missions in the new Alien game and then only offer those missions, initially, only to people who…

"For a moment, let's laugh at the nonsense of asking gamers to pre-order the Steam version of a game"

This was one of the few boss that was actually visually interesting in DS2 (i.e. he's not one/two armored dude or a copy of a DS1 boss), sadly he was also one of the easiest, was expecting a real second round after putting him down, but nope, really embody the "that's it?" feeling.

Nice POTUS reference, those guys still around?

So you're saying I need to buy a dozen boxes of ice cream sandwiches?

fuck wow..i want warcraft 4

I mean, it doesn't matter if she's not playable. One assumes if she's a female assassin, they'll have to animate her assassinating some fools... right? So unless she's new, then their earlier statement would make no sense. Unless it's a story-cutscene-only thing, and she doesn't come with on missions.

While I understand that you don't actually need a strap, and that as long as you regularly touch the case to ground yourself you're probably fine, my doubts linger. Every time my PC doesn't quite work like it's supposed to, a tiny part of me wonders if it's because of that one time I jiggled the video card without…

Maybe Link is more of a descriptor or role than a name.

The still picture for the last 2 videos looks like an amateur porn shoot is about to begin..

Good thing they didn't break into a Nokia compound. They could use the phones there as ammunition.

I managed to stay good untill the "And there's teh Butt back mount" and I cracked up, but then I absolutely lost my shit at the "ghost thats been haunting the arena".

I would rather have cashews. Is that a Best Buy preorder exclusive?

Eat pancakes?

As great as this sounds, i would have actually prefered to see this on the 3DS. Designing mario levels while on public transport, testing them out, and then sending them to friends online when you get home sounds a lot better to me then sitting at home and creating levels.

Looks like a true successor to Mario Paint!

Emily put it best.

Pretty sure that isn't Batman, that's the Arkham Knight.