If I ever got to meet him, I would just serve him me on a platter. Possibly wrapped in a flag, since he's the president and all. (tho I'm pretty sure that's what you were getting at)

I love how the elephants kind of rock back and forth to get up momentum when they stand up; I have days like that. Majestic as fuck, is all I'm saying. You do you, elephant lady.

Humans, by and large, DEFINITELY do not deserve it.

I managed to go to South Africa for the first time back in May. There was a park I drove through, and I wound up driving through a herd of elephants. Amazing.

BuzzFeed reports that when twin elephants (which are so rare that they happen "only .5 percent of the time") are born, other elephants actually help the mother take care of them, which omgwhatwhatwhat.

This does not make up for the period blood/vomit thing, Mark.

Baby elephants are proof that the universe loves us and wants us to be happy.

Ya know, you might be able to get her fitted with a prosthesis if you're interested. The traditional thought is that animals don't mind having missing limbs - and they do get around fine, usually - but if you're curious you might be able to give her some extra help too. http://www.orthopets.com/pl_prosthetic_…

That's some serious bullshit. I think you're right that he was never planning on being eaten alive, but how can you possibly pretend to be a naturalist or conservationist if you're just cool killing a snake that was minding its own business before you decided to be a dick?

No. Even if they somehow managed to remove him from a snake's stomach without killing the snake (seems basically impossible that they'd be able to do it without internal injuries), the resulting stress would almost certainly kill it.

Yeah, I almost never agree with PETA's methods, but um, looks like they got this one right.

They're not wrong. This was fucking stupid and he's full of shit when he says it was for conservation. It was to get famous really fast. If the snake had swallowed him, they were 100% going to kill it to get him out. COOL, BRO. Let's conserve by taunting something and then killing it when it does what it's meant to…

Well you know, even a stopped clock (made entirely out of shit) is right twice a day.

Gotta say, I'm kinda leaning towards PETA in this case. This guy sounds like a bag of dicks.

People, I adopted a three-footed baby kitty this weekend. His name is Toby.

Kari was STUNNING. Those eyes, that hair, that skin. And they ruined her. It felt like she was too beautiful so they handicapped her so a guy could finally win.

The dog saw herself in the mirror and had spent the last 48 hours barking and growling at herself.

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The obvious answer is to piss yourself on the production line. Then it's a janitorial problem.

I am not even going to address the obvious stupidity on the gender aspect. Everyone else will.