If you need a church to believe in those things, you don’t believe in them.

On the other hand, a guy used to ride around on the sidewalks in the town I went to high school in. Everything was fine until he misjudged the sidewalk, shifted over to let a biker pass, and flipped the scooter.

Apparently they took the whitewashing of cultures in the film a little TOO far.

I like it, though. In Christian theology, he’s supposed to be simultaneously 100% human and 100% divine, and many people seem to ignore the human bits.

Excuse me, I feel like maybe exactly zero women “abuse” the privilege of having some stranger’s head up their vagina.

My mom once had a gyno shame her for being abstinent and not using birth control. She literally didn’t understand how not having sex worked. Not that I’d stop going to a decent one, mind.

Yes, look at the header photo: it’s incredibly obvious that Noah is several shades darker and has a different undertone to his skin. They don’t magically hex-match their skin together because they’re in the same frame.

It doesn’t matter how light skinned a black person is - unless they are white passing, they are still going to be darker than a white person in a photo if they look darker than said person on video/in person/etc. No lighting angle is going to make everyone the same color.

I mean, the alternative is that you’re saying…

I friended a recruiter on Facebook and he promptly started talking about how hot I was.

I’m pretty sure if it were lighting, that the light skinned people would be even lighter...not the exact same color.

Okay and this is the guy replacing Jon Stewart. Everyone told me to “give him a chance” after his last brush with being an asshole towards women, and I feel like maybe this was a chance.

Okay, we’ll all stop rejecting short men when short men stop getting all upset/aggressive/rude about us wearing heels around them.

13 Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. ² Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. ³ For rulers are not a terror to good conduct,…

Looks like someone lost some weight in jail.

Some of us don’t have it because our bodies disagree with it. I bled constantly for four straight weeks, ached everywhere but especially in my lower belly and back, and had a pinching sensation before I suddenly started into hemorrhage levels of bleeding, all of which stopped within an hour of getting it out.

I went to Walmart wayyy back in the day to purchase Pokemon Blue. The employee assured me that despite the box saying that the game worked on Gameboy Color, that it worked on that TOO. What do you want - I was about 8. I bought the game, and took it out to my parents’ car, popped it in my good old Gameboy, and what do…

I like how we can’t just stop pulling guns in non-lethal situations, we just have to make possibly non-lethal guns.

I accidentally smuggled a muffin cross-country once. They x-rayed it and everything.

How gross.

Where would this even run? You don’t have videos, and if you do, they’re usually external videos. It’s literally like getting mad that a magazine won’t run your video ad.