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“warbled songs”

As long as I don’t have to see her bullshit “I’m SOOOOOOOOOO SHY! Oh, my ANXIIIIIETY! How will I EVER show up on a red carpet step and repeat without wearing some Comme Des Garcons realness??? Why won’t they stop TALKING about me???”

God damn, what did Sia ever do to you?

I wish I could remember who said it, but an actress was quoted as saying that a costar of hers started out playing her grandfather, then her father, then her husband, and had he lived, she was sure she would have played his mother.

Well, congratulations, dude!

Bully for you!

The problem is, you seem to think the solution to social problems are individual bootstrap solutions, which will not work for most people.

Like me, you chose not to have kids - but most people aren’t going to make that choice.

In a world where most people are going to

WOW WOW WOW. Are you serious with this?

I love how you want to keep others down while toting yourself as some kind of awesome because now you have the kind of desk job where people like me, who went to school and inherently get considered for high-paying position due to my connections, tend to find ways to fire people like you quickly.

Who shit in your cornflakes today. Maybe she had kids when she had a better financial situation. Maybe their father is a deadbeat who skipped out when they were young. Maybe she wanted birth control but had no access. Maybe she was raped. Maybe it’s none of your fucking business how she had kids or why. Fuck you

You’re a fucking asshole, but I’m sure you’ll try to convince me that the fact that you were a foster parent absolves you of that label. You would be wrong. You’re probably one of those foster “parents” using the kids of the poor people you’re shitting on as a paycheck and nothing more.

Thank you for your so helpful advice. You do understand that with a child with a medical,disorder she has to stay at an income level that ensures she gets Medicaid, right? She probably needs shift accommodations too.

You’re a despicable human being.

“I have a family of four” means two of them are her kids. One is a grandchild. And she counts herself, because she is a person in her family. Perhaps before casting aspersions about all the kids she’s having (which, I guess she had all on her own via immaculate conception with no man involved whatsoever because

HOME HEALTH AIDES ARE GODDAMN HEROES. Those jobs are fucking hard, physically, emotionally, psychologically, they pay jack shit, the people who do them are often totally overlooked/ignored, and yet they are literal life-savers for the people they serve.

Gotta admit, I didn’t anticipate “double-down on being an entitled shithead” as a response.

Moron ^

It’s perfectly reasonable to say “we’re sorry to report the passing of Corey Gaspur” and then when the community goes “aw, that’s sad, what are the gory details? How did he die? Tell me everything now,” to respond by saying “no, fuck off please. It’s not about you.”

Or it can mean “none of your damn business,”

Well at least he still has that divorce to look forward to.