Avoid alcohol/drug addiction, kids. You may start out a sexy heartthrob, but you’ll most likely end up a sweaty, bloated, bankrupt, spouse-kicking mess.

“I hope she and Elon Mysk have a great relationship and a happy life.”

While I’m glad additional corroboration is coming to light that supports Amber Heard’s statements, I am appalled that this is what is required to believe a woman’s word on intimate partner violence.

My hair insists on parting right down the middle, including my bangs. It’s also straight as a string and has no body. I look like a spinster librarian.

The Queen certainly has a cheeky sense of humour. A quick story for anyone scrolling this far (some of it paraphrased):

There, there

Camila and Kaia are both very pretty but...

I have an Elrond-level high forehead, a widow’s peak hairline, and a mighty cowlick that has long decided how I part my hair. I still had (self-cut!) Bettie Page bangs for about a year. I could never straighten my bangs because my hair is too thin; it made the hair look stringy. I washed my bangs in the sink every…

This might also be my issue. When I was in elementary school, a hairstylist down the street cut my hair and refused to touch my bangs bc they were so cowlicky.

I’d call and tell the manager you’re really unhappy and the outcome is not at all what you asked for. They should offer to fix it for free. That could involve just using a nice dark toner to make the highlights a lot subtler.

Don’t have curly hair but a couple of months ago (after getting dumped by someone I really liked), as I was watching a bunch of Youtube videos and getting shitfaced, I came across this video and thought to myself, “Hey, I should cut my own bangs!”

What if you’re not straightening your bangs to avoid the curly look, but to tame the cowlick on your forehead that, if left unchecked, causes the pieces of your bangs to dry around it and meet at the bottom, creating a perfect peekaboo section of forehead in the middle of your bangs?

More bangs for the bucks.

She looks way younger as a red head.

No joke, when I first saw Sansa in GOT, I was like, “Oh my god, girlfriend must be getting her hair done every week to keep it looking like that.” I am enjoying being correct about that. I had that color red for three or four years, and absolutely loved it, but eventually stopped because I had to go every 3 weeks to…

I don’t know about “vajazzled” but all I see in that photo is a future, raging UTI. #sandisnotyourfriend

Those are . . . those are real tweets? An at least semi-respected publication with decades of print history actually used “vajazzled”?

We have a dearth of people who can think critically about literally anything here in the U.S., let alone people who can think critically about legal matters.

I do not have a firm opinion on the following issue, but a lot of people in the Legal Academic field in Brazil agree that trial by jury should be abolished. Because, despite the logic of “judged by peers”, the current average juror is to ignorant on Law to properly decide on these matters... I don’t know.