35 people, I think? Their house is big and it is open concept on top of it. So the sullen teenagers were upstairs on the balcony, the pixie fairies were running around downstairs, and the adults were all hovered around the island bar while my MIL passed out drinks :D

Nope. They registered for expensive, overpriced stuff. Not a “bulk package of white face clothes from Walmart.” (which, really, is an acceptable gift for everyone, including a cat).

Our wedding was a blast. Did I mention the dogs? My springer spaniel sat next to us the entire time we said our vows and we took turns petting her head.

Oh honey :( I wish you were my friend because you would have loved my wedding. It was a potluck with dogs at my husband’s parents’ house. And there was so much food that a lot of people took home a week’s worth of groceries.

“What do I get the person who has everything?”

Get the cat a wedding gift. That poor creature desires it.

Our birthdays are a week apart, so it makes it easy. We usually go see a movie or have a BBQ or something. We might buy an expensive bottle of scotch to share.

See, this is some entitled bullshit. They have so much stuff that they have to give away shit...they don’t need anything.

The idea of giving a gift appropriate to how much your “seat” at the wedding cost is fucking trashy. (RIP I Thee Dread)

Kitty #1: I can do nothing without her. NOTHING. And she follows around one of the kids bitching about his body odor constantly. She sniffs loudly and then yelled at him.

I’ve had baby feminists in their early 20s tell me how either a) it was the patriarchy making me feel this way or b) I was ruining everything for real feminists like them.

Baby fever hit me hard in my mid30s. To the point that I came off birth control and we tried to have a baby. (I couldn’t).

Promise? I need to get some serious fucking venting off my chest about the romances in this game and I need an article, Patricia. I need this. :)

Make American Great Again. If they have it in their Twitter profile, they are douches.

For him, it’s the MAGA guys. He’s been after Trump since Day 1 and they hate him for it. So they can’t shut him up, so they tried to kill him.

I was on Twitter following his mentions the day it happened. There was this one guy, in particular, bombing him with different gifs about how he wanted him to have a seizure, hit his head, choke on his own vomit, etc.

I’m confused about one thing re: Origin Access trial

God, I wish that was true for us. a) my plan won’t cover the Rx ones and b) I just get told to generally get the OTC ones and told what dose to actually take.

I don’t even mean that. I just find a lot of it really ugly and/or looking uncomfortable.

Rihanna and fashion always causes me pause. Like, my initial reaction is always god I hate her clothing tastes. But then I think of myself at her age, add on her body and money, and then I have to question if I would make any better fashion choices. And, sadly, I feel that I would dress like a Riri-KimK hybrid on a…